1) School security guards are your best friends.
2) When you go to school you get a contact high from all the pot people smoke.
3) Your least favorite teachers are the ones from out of state.
4) You’ve met only one real ‘white’ kid.
5) Your classrooms are packed.
6) You hate your principle for no real reason.
7) You only go on trips to the Bronx Zoo.
8) You understand the different types of ‘urban’ people.
9) You have more than three ways to get home.
10) Pizza is always serving at lunch