6 steps to get yourself scared

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1) Make up a story about a killer in your area.

2) Question if your ‘story’ is real.

3) Think, the killer is right behind you. Start panicking and look everywhere except the most obvious spot.

4) Break for pretzels

5) Did you just hear something? Look in that direction, but never ever check

6) Find out it’s just a care bear…. The green one

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